{"id":33,"date":"2023-11-27T18:32:17","date_gmt":"2023-11-27T18:32:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/resistreptilians.com\/?p=33"},"modified":"2023-11-27T18:32:18","modified_gmt":"2023-11-27T18:32:18","slug":"reptilian-etiquette-guide-how-to-behave-around-reptilians-including-customs-and-rituals","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/resistreptilians.com\/?p=33","title":{"rendered":"Reptilian Etiquette Guide: How to behave around Reptilians, including customs and rituals"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><em>Welcome to the exclusive guide on how to navigate the often enigmatic world of Reptilian social etiquette. As you traverse the scales and subterranean societies, remember: a well-behaved human is a welcomed human.<\/em><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<ul>\n<li><strong>1. Mastering the Hiss:<\/strong> To impress your reptilian companions, practice incorporating subtle hissing sounds into your conversations. It\u2019s not a speech impediment; it\u2019s a sign of linguistic sophistication.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>2. Tail-Touch Greetings:<\/strong> When meeting a Reptilian, it&#8217;s customary to initiate contact by gently tapping your tail against theirs. If you lack a tail, a firm handshake is an acceptable substitute. Just be sure to avoid awkwardly gazing into each other&#8217;s eyes for too long\u2014unless you\u2019re in a staring contest, of course.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>3. Solar Salutations:<\/strong> Reptilians draw energy from the sun, so don&#8217;t be surprised if they insist on holding important meetings in the sunlight. Be prepared with sunscreen, and don&#8217;t forget to bring your sunglasses.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>4. Scent Exchange Rituals:<\/strong> Reptilians communicate through scent, so be ready for the occasional olfactory exchange. Keep a variety of pleasant fragrances on hand to share, and remember, it&#8217;s considered a compliment if a Reptilian sniffs your hand.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>5. Amphibious Affirmations:<\/strong> Pay homage to their distant cousins, the amphibians, by demonstrating your proficiency in underwater activities. A casual swim in a nearby pond during social gatherings will surely earn you respect.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>6. Shedding Ceremonies:<\/strong> Attend social events with a pocket-sized lint roller; you never know when a Reptilian friend might be shedding their skin. Offering assistance in the delicate process is a gesture of goodwill.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>7. Cave Conversations:<\/strong> When engaging in deep discussions, opt for dimly lit or completely dark spaces. Reptilians appreciate the ambiance of a good cave or underground lair. If no such locale is available, a well-decorated basement will suffice.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>8. 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